Sunday, March 26, 2006

Solar marketing ideas

The biosphere pitch: "Act like a plant. Go solar. . . "

The competitive-nature pitch: "Be extraordinary--go solar."

The investment pitch: "Solar: Alternative Energy Treasury bonds sitting on your roof."

The global-warming worrier pitch: "Changing the climate: one solar roof at a time"

The Napoleon Dynamite pitch: "Vote solar and all your dreams will come true"

The Evangelical Pitch: "Go solar. Because the end-time is near."

The guilt-trip pitch: "Don't be a loser. Go solar."

The anti-carbon pitch: "Coal is for dolts. Go solar."

Don't know if your crying of pain or laughter, but I can't take myself so seriously all the time. Have a good day . . .

--the solarDweller
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